Welcome, everyone, to the cool pirate site! Home of Crazy legs McGee and his slap happy crew! Here... you'll find everything you will ever need to know in life, for example..... Don't drink water, that's why we have pepsi.
And some questions that will get you thinkin' like... If babies tasted like chicken... would you eat them on a regular basis? I sure would. I hope you enjoy our little site here because you probably won't find another one like it.
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