Here we see Richard Quest (left) and Andrew Stevens (right) debating about the 9/11attack.
Richard: So, Andrew, what are you thoughts on the 9/11 clown attack?
Andrew: Um.. well, Richard, I feel that this could have been avoided if we would have just hugged our clowns once in awhile.
Richard: So you are saying that this horrible attack is our fault? But the United States is flawless. How.. um.. how could this be our fault?
Andrew: Well now, that is true... Then it must be that they are just a bitter and violent race of people. I say that we blame them for all of the worlds problems.
Richard: That's the way it should be. Well folks that's all the time we have for today. Now remember, It's the clowns fault that you don't have love and why you don't have a big screen TV. Good night everybody.