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1. Do pirates rock your world? YES/NO
2. Would you ever dress as a clown and strole through town? YES/NO
3. Would you ever eat raw macaroni noodles just out of boredom? YES/NO
4. ARE the trees full of starlight?! YES/NO
5. Can men become bandit whores? YES/NO
6. Have you seen "Last of the Mohicans"? YES/NO
7. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? YES/NO
8. Do you like doughy substances? YES/NO
9. Does human flesh taste good? YES/NO
10. Do pink mullets rock your world? YES/NO
11. Are nude fairies Ko00l? YES/NO
1. Who is just a sweet transvestite from transexual transelvania? besides me.
2. Why is a raven like a writing desk?
3. Who is the best Alice in Wonderland character?
4. What would come next? ten of hearts, eight of clubs, king of diamonds, _______________
5. Now, what have you learned from #4?
6. What is a mome rath? ten words or less
7. What does MER mean?
8. What does tapossessent mean?
9. What would you do if little red dots followed you?
10. What is my name when i'm a man?
This or That
1. Cheese or Macaroni?
2. Clowns or Mimes?
3. Cows or Mooses?
4. Cats or Mice?
5. Call girl or Man slave?
1. What is a mome rath?
a) creatures from alice in wonderland
b) a cute name that i call mice
c) clown food
d) my hair
2. How many fingers am I holding up?
a) 1
b) 2
c) 3
d) none, i'm typing.. idiot!
3. What is Jean ValJean's #?
a) 56843
b) 246 0h1
c) blah blah
d) 34786
4. Why is the mock turtle so sad?
a) he didn't go to the dance
b) he use to be a real turtle
c) they didn't say why
d) little of b & c
5. Who said "It's all his fancy, that, he hasn't got no sorrows ya know? Come on!" ?
a) the mock turtle
b) the griffin
c) the red queen
d) Alice
6. What does Psyche mean?
a) Psychic
b) Happiness
c) Clowns
d) Soul
7. Why is the mad hatter insane?
a) cuz he ate some bad berries
b) everyones hat back then was made of mercury
c) because he was obsessed with butter
d) because he was drunk
Did you see the pattern in THis or That?

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